Drunk, Horny Pensioners & Basic Bitches: Alanya, Turkey for Expats?

Ahhh…This time, I’m going back to raunchy travel tales. If you’re easily offended, it’s probably best not to read any further. There are places you just don’t vibe with in your travels…Alanya, Turkey was it. Really. I don’t like this city at all. You have to have a lucrative business or be touched in the…